WHAT: One Ziplock lid.
HOW: I took the lid off the leftovers, put the leftovers in the microwave, left the empty bowl and lid on the kitchen island counter, went to the laundry room, forgot why I went to the laundry room, stood still for at least 15 seconds as I pondered my laundry room purpose, gave up and returned to the kitchen—where I found…
…this Ziplock lid, in Mojo’s jaws. (The bowl was still on the counter.)
THE CONUNDRUM: Why did I go to the laundry room? It was for something important. Was it… to do a load of laundry?
No, wait—there was something else I was supposed to do…
Oh, yes! The Monday Morning Mojo! Well, see, our kitchen island counter is 36 inches high. How did the Ziplock lid get from the kitchen counter to Mojo’s mouth?
THE USUAL SUSPECT: Mojo. He leapt up, grabbed it in his mouth like one of those Frisbee-catching dogs you see on TV, crashed back to earth and began gnawing on it.
HIS ALIBI: He’s only 16 inches tall. As far as we know, he can’t reach the kitchen counters. Not yet.
Besides, if a 60 lb bulldog crashed back to earth from a 36″ kitchen counter, I would’ve heard it even in the laundry room. I mean, I may be forgetful as all get out, but I’m not deaf. Not yet.
ANOTHER SUSPECT: One of the cats, probably Bucky. They’re not allowed on the kitchen counters but we catch them up there sometimes, so there is a precedence. Bucky might’ve jumped up and accidentally knocked the lid off the counter into Mojo’s waiting jaws.
HIS ALIBI: Bucky is tough; he wouldn’t have let Mojo take the lid without some sort of unpleasantness, which I would’ve heard.
Still… Bucky sat nearby, licking a paw.
YET ANOTHER SUSPECT: The wind. It blew through an open window, knocked the lid off the counter and into Mojo’s reach.
THE ALIBI: No open windows or doors; so where did said breeze come from?
THE SOLUTION TO THE MYSTERY: Baking soda! I went to the laundry room for the extra box of baking soda I keep in there! Whew! For a moment there, I thought I was losing my marbles! Heh, I’ve still got ’em, though.
REPLACEMENT COST: Eh, baking soda is cheap.