MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK!
BONNIE: (stirs the pan of sausages she’s browning)
BONNIE: Mojo, no! Stop that!
MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
BONNIE: Boys! Go see what Mojo is barking at!
(no answer)
BONNIE: BOYS!
MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
BONNIE: (Realizes an axe murderer could be breaking into the house and the boys wouldn’t notice unless he bludgeoned the X-box first.)
BONNIE: Dammit! (Turns fire down on stove and goes into the living room to look for her dog. He’s not there. She follows the sound of barking and finds…)
(Note: this was originally uploaded to Revver, remember that? Talk about old school! When Revver shut down, I lost the video. I found it on an old hard drive and re-uploaded it to Facebook.)