Monday Morning Mojo No. 18

No more Toilet Paper Updates. I’m through.

A gal can only take so much carnage before her composure starts to fail. And right now, the trash can is full up to here with shredded tissue and so am I.

Darn dog.

Besides, it’s not like he hasn’t found anything else to mangle.

Picture of chewed-up floppy disk

WHAT: One Blank Floppy Disk

HOW: There’s an old Mac in Squirt’s room that runs software from floppies. He left some of his software and empty floppies… where?

On the floor.

BONNIE’S REACTION: Holy cow, look at this! Squirt! You left some floppies on the floor and Mojo just got into them!

SQUIRT’S REACTION: Oh, that happened DAYS ago, Mom. No big deal.

BONNIE: Days.

SQUIRT: Days!

BONNIE: You left it on the floor like this for DAYS? (her evil eye comes out, and boy is it scary)

SQUIRT: Well, um, maybe not days. I can’t remember!

HUBBY’S REACTION: Awww, Mojo’s curious! He just wanted to see what was inside. Cute little bug.

REPLACEMENT COST: None.

9 Replies to “Monday Morning Mojo No. 18”

  1. Discs on the floor?? Doesn’t he realize that the mighty, mighty prowler is hunting? Bad, Squirt! Lead Mojo not in temptaion…

  2. now had it been a game or something . . . I think Squirt would feel differently!

    must be something in the doggie air – my pup’s teething again maybe

  3. Hey! Found you with a random google search and hit something really funny (I’m sorry, I’ve completely forgotten what) and now I’m back.
    DOg #2 in our family, deprived through gating and diligent work on our part from usual spoils resulting from other dog’s willingness to steal food from counters and children but unwillingness to defind said food from Dog #2, has turned to crayons. Because we’ve learned the hard way not to let her get to the play doh.

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