WHAT: KMS Daily Fixx Clarifying Shampoo and Conditioner
WHAT HAPPENED: Mojo the Whirlwind selflessly punctured and mauled the Insidiously Vile Bottles of Chlorine-Removing Shampoo and Conditioner hiding inside Tiger’s swim bag — and he would do it again, too — even though it makes the Whirlwind blow bubbles for about two hours afterward. Or maybe he just wanted to remove chlorine, hard water deposits and styling product buildup from his gums.
TIGER’S 1st REACTION: Can’t use ’em anymore, Mom. They’ve sprung leaks all over. (Jumps when he sees his mother’s expression) Don’t look at me like that! He pulled it out of my swim bag! Not my fault!
SQUIRT’S 1st REACTION: Dude, you’re totally busted. You left your bag on the floor!
TIGER’S 2nd REACTION: Played any good games on your Gameboy lately?
SQUIRT’S 2nd REACTION: SHUT UP!
BONNIE’S REACTION: Of course, the damn bulldog couldn’t chew up the old, empty bottles, oh, no. He had to go after the brand-new bottles. He had to make sure he had enough to spread all over the floor. I knew it: he has it in for me.
HUBBY’S REACTION: Omigosh, do you think he’s been poisoned? Tiger! You could’ve killed our dog! (examines bottles) This stuff needs a warning label!
REPLACEMENT COST: $18.00.
Oh boy. What a stinker! This sounds so much like our household relationships. The dog can do no wrong in Daddy’s eyes. She gets the baby talk, the kids get the barking. Shouldn’t that be reversed??
btw, I took a clue from your weekly Monday post and have begun to post a Sunday “Quote of the week.” Thanks for leading by example! hehehe