WHAT: Morrowind Xbox Game
WHAT HAPPENED: Whilst patrolling his household, the Mojo Meister came across this strange item and destroyed it as best he could, because he realized it was capable of extracting countless hours from human lives, as well as a worthy number of brain cells. Or maybe Mojo just prefers Playstation 2.
TIGER’S REACTION: It was my fault, Mom. I left it on the floor.
BONNIE’S REACTION: Aw, Tiger, that takes all the fun out of it. How am I supposed write up a “Monday Morning Mojo” if you start acting all mature?
SQUIRT’S REACTION: Suckup!
HUBBY’S REACTION: Good job, Mojo! Good dog! Any time you feel like chowing down on an Xbox game, help yourself, little buddy. How about the Xbox console? Here. I’ll unplug it for you.
REPLACEMENT COST: None. See “Hubby’s Reaction,” above.
Mojo Good – but don’t dare do that to a PS2 game 😉
Mojo wouldn’t do that to a PS2 game. PS2 games are pretty small, right? He’d need at least 4 or 5 of them to satisfy his hunger. Heck, he might just skip the games and go right for the PS2. Yummy! He such a good little doggie.
How do you know it was the Mojo Meister? Maybe it was the cats…! Certainly they also have have motives. Poor little Mojo, getting the blame all the time…
You mistake his actions for bad behavior.
Mojo is a video game critic. He has just save the family from hours of bad gaming.
Good Mojo.
Podz has a Great Dane puppy… I think one of those could effectively chew off the side of a house if so inclined.
Big Daddy: You are such a noodle! I think your Bulldog Bias has reached a level requiring medical intervention.
Anonymous Carlsbad Aunt: There are two cats here who say they want a word with you, lady. They don’t look too happy, either. I might consider a trip out of town, if I were you.
Pat: you are a woman after my own heart!