Scientists discovered hypodermic needles are too short for today’s world of super-sized bottoms, and headline writers all over the world rejoiced!
The Daily Mail: “Jabs don’t work on fat-bottomed girls”
The Sun: “Docs stumped by rumps”
The Mirror: “BUM JABS FOR FATTIES”
Australia: “Obesity a bummer for GPs’ needles”
South Africa: “Doctors make no butts about needle issue”
Canada: “FATTER BUTTS NEED LONGER NEEDLES”
Boston: “Docs: Needles have fat chance against big butts”
Tennessee: “Bountiful booties, short needles lead to ineffective meds”
ABC News: “Obese Buttocks Leave Drug Therapy Behind”
Scripps Media: “Fat heinies causing problems for doctors”
My personal favorite:
Baby got back? Junk in the trunk? A J.Lo butt?
She may be bootylicious, but it’s bad for her health.
HamptonRoads.com, Virginia: “If your baby got back, she may be missing the point,” Nov. 29, 2005.