Chad’s Reviews

Holy crank, Chad Kultgen is a genius.

He’s the same guy who wrote some of my favorite supermarket checkout stand reading, like

“1980s TV SHOWS RAISE YOUR IQ, Good news for couch potatoes who watch Alf, Dynasty & Love Boat!”

and

“BIZARRE VIRUS TURNS COMPUTER INTO SEX PERVERT, It secretly takes nude pics of coeds with its web-cam — and posts them on the Internet!”

and

“‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING, He made $350 million off the stock market — in just 2 weeks!”

… all brought to you by the Weekly World News, the best source of investigative journalism on the planet.

Chad’s Insider Trading Time Traveler story even inspired a Snopes article.