I fought the lawn… and the lawn won
Don’t forget that tomorrow April Redmon is doing her own version of Super Sabado: Domingo Delicioso! It’s a safe bet Eric and Katie were already dating when he put up this sign, and his asking was just a formality. But sometimes when I drive by I imagine Eric is the bravest, most romantic soul on …
Hey, there, everyone. Tiger’s taking his SATs today, so I had to drive Squirt to swim practice. I’m in a McDonald’s with WiFi, getting stared down by an irritated senior lady. SENIOR LADY: (glares) BONNIE: Would you like me to move? SENIOR LADY: (glares) She is really TOUGH, too. I mean, if looks could kill, …
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I’ve got ninjas on the brain. If only that kid would listen to me about the damn bucket! He still won’t give in, even after I carted him to and from a swim meet this weekend, where there was NO INTERNET ACCESS. Talk about traumatic. He owes me, yes, he does. …
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I’m not blaming anybody, but my web host DID upgrade some software this weekend and all of a sudden stuff has gone kablooey! The most noticeable kablooeyness was the disappearance of my Super Sabado post. It’s been there all weekend, but some of you couldn’t see it. If you came to me through a bonniewren.com …
I have to fly early this morning and late tonight, and I am looking forward to it about as much as I look forward one day to traveling to a distant planet, getting a good face-sucking by an alien potted plant and then a few days later having a very sharp and pointy creature claw …
6 am Snack Bar Prep: Bonnie unwraps cases of sodas and posititions them neatly within ice chests, alternating with layers of ice. 12 pm Snack Bar Upkeep: Bonnie rips open cases of sodas and lets them fall into the ice chests. If they can’t mix themselves up, they don’t deserve ice. 3 pm Snack Bar …
For the first time in my life, I successfully pulled off an April Fool’s prank. I’ve never done that before. NEVER. And honestly, I figured the web would be awash in April Fool’s Awareness. How was I to know you’d all take me so seriously? So just in case readers think “Super Sabado: Prime Minister …
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