TIGER: You want to die in your sleep? That’s stupid. I want to go with a bang. I mean seriously, when you’re in heaven and someone’s like, how did you die, and you’re like, I died in my sleep—that’s so lame.
I plan not to die, or to die in an accident involving noodles. I mean, how cool would that be?
Noodles, man. That’s the way to go.