SQUIRT: Whoa, what’s that?
BONNIE: It’s a picture I’m using for this week’s Random Flickr Blogging. I need a funny caption. How about, “By far, the most popular speaker today was the guy who talked about his experience with steroids.”
SQUIRT: Uh, I don’t know, Mom. I don’t think that’s funny at all.
BONNIE: Really? How about, “Years of living close to the nuclear power plant had finally taken its toll on Fifi.”
SQUIRT: Mom! Give it up!
BONNIE: Let’s see you try. Pick a picture.
SQUIRT: Okay.
WARNING! SQUEAMISH PEOPLE CLOSE THEIR EYES RIGHT NOW!
sashforlife@rogers .com’s photostream
SQUIRT: “And after this demonstration, there will be a free lunch.”
BONNIE: Gross! Bleah!
BONNIE: Here’s a good one. How about, “He dreamed he was eating Triscuits, and woke up to find his mattress gone (and a draft he never noticed before).”
SQUIRT: (sighs heavily) No-o-o, Mom. (shakes head) He’s in the middle of the street! More like, “That was some crazy party, man!” or “How you can tell it’s Friday night on campus.”
BONNIE: You’re scaring me.
SQUIRT: Oh, sick! “Dude! That was some sneeze!”
BONNIE: Ah, this is so sweet. How about, “Brad and Angelina put rumors to rest once and for all when they celebrated their 50th anniversary.”
SQUIRT: (rolls eyes)
australiaspring06’s photostream
SQUIRT: Heh! “Coffee and Ritalin: a dangerous mix.” No, wait! “He’s like, the new James Bond!” Heh, heh! “I like my Ritalin shaken, not stirred!”
Very funny…but I think I’m skipping lunch today. 😉
i like your captions!!! the pictures are hilarious too.
thanks for you support on my blog re: the deaf puppy. i really appreciate it bonnie. i need to find a new breeder, that is for sure.
What a fun post.
Squirt is funny except for the free lunch. 😉
Thanks for the giggles. And the images that won’t get out o fmy head.
Squirt…the next SUPER-BLOGGER!
Cheers Squirt for adding the “Aussie” flavour!
That first one looks like Jabba the Hut.
The last one makes me wonder just what is under the hat….
EWWW!!! I uh… EWWWW!!! can’t get past that EWWW!!!
That boy always makes me laugh! I’m hoping he’ll continue to collaborate with his clueless mother.
Calm down, everybody! It looks like an open abdominal or pelvic cavity with some fat. Can’t tell what’s inside the fat though. Could be anything.
Better watch it. Sounds like you have another too-smart teenager on your hands. Erma Bombeck’s kids once argued that she should pay them royalties when she used their jokes in her columns and books. (Jokingly, of course.)