Old Navy Mascot Search

Perhaps those of you with TV already know about Old Navy’s search for a new mascot, but I only learned about it this weekend! I entered the Mojonator and now I decree that all of you must enter your doggies.

That means:

  1. Pat should enter Rat Dog and The Greyhound
  2. Kait should enter the Queen and Two-Toes
  3. Susan must enter Auggie.
  4. Rachel must enter Piper and Scooter
  5. Lachlan and Bayou must enter the Flying Sumi Monster
  6. Bernita must enter Cleo and Calvin
  7. Miss Snark must enter Killer Yapp!
  8. Who have I forgotten? How about Lucy?
  9. Oh, yeah… and Bonnie Calhoun’s daughter’s dog, the Beagle mix that tosses back a daquiri every now and then..

These are not random musings. They are MANDATES.

Here are the rules. Now go for it!

  1. Nominate your pup before May 29, 2006. Just upload a photo and tell us why your dog is mascot mutt-terial.
  2. Our pup-loving celebrity judges will pick 6 pooches they think are all that and a bag of tricks.
  3. Come back and vote for the dog you dig. The public will decide the ultimate leader of the pack when polls open June 23 – July 7, 2006.

(Some of us have recently lost dogs, like April. I’m thinking of you guys, too, as I remember my Casey Dog. Hang in there.)

11 Replies to “Old Navy Mascot Search”

  1. my dogs ate a hole in the fence and part if the wooden shelve on the grill… I swear I have been feeding them… if Home Depot or Lowes was looking for a mascot we’d have to knock mr. woodchuck aside …

  2. Maybe they could do an ad campaign along the lines of, “Old Navy clothes will last longer than Dennie’s fence!”

  3. Lawd knows I’d be happy to see something on an Old Navy ad besides actors that give me weight issues. (And, ahem, as you’ve noted, I’m on the small side.)

    But a mandate? Hmmm. Immediately fomenting rebellion. πŸ™‚

    But what about Nikster the Wonder horse? He plays with a ball and comes when he’s called. Can’t he be a stand-in dog. (Plus, he needs to start bringing in some money, or I’m turning him into glue and spreading him on my Christmas card envelopes.

    The Rat Dog thanks you for your consideration. The Greyhound…well, he doesn’t quite understand what’s going on.

  4. Uhm, Queen B wouldn’t do well as everything scares her.

    Two-toes is thinking about it. Maybe it’d make him work harder for his CGC. πŸ˜‰ He’s getting rusty on his manners.

    Maybe we just better get him some more schooling as a bored Border Collie mix is danger waiting to happen.

  5. Well, Pat, by “mandate” I of course mean “everybody except Pat.” That’s a given. Really!

    I didn’t know that about Old Navy. I’ve never seen an Old Navy commercial.

    Kait, don’t rule out the Queen. She just might surprise you, especially if the Old Navy people entice her with dots.

    Dear April… you sure have had your share of sadness lately. I hope things get better pronto.

  6. Oh gawd….I need to get video of Queen B when she’s in her Dot meltdown. It’s not pretty.

    She gets googly-eyed and frantic. If that doesn’t get the results she wants, she barks for it. There is no off switch or cure for her obsessive dot disorder. Or q-tip fetish.

    If they’d take cats, Tuki would make a great mascot…when he’s not being an elderly kitten.

    πŸ˜€

    Happy Friday.

  7. thanks for nominating auggie bonnie!! it is a good idea actually because he needs to start earning his keep. hopefully it is all behind us now but the vet bills have been staggering….

    just this weekend he fell over the side of a cliff…. he’s a real character i tell ya…

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