Monday Morning Mojo No. 37

Picture of chewed-up headphone set

We’ve almost got everybody trained not to leave anything on the floor. Yay for us! It only took, what… a year?

Unfortunately, there are still SOME PEOPLE who leave stuff on the couch. And when the bulldog becomes airborne and lands on a couch, everything on that couch becomes a Potential Bulldog Chew Toy.

WHAT: One set of headphones, formerly owned by Squirt

HOW: Left on the couch, natch. But as you can see below, there are no hard feelings between Squirt and Mojo.

Picture of Squirt and Mojo in front of the karaoke machine

This harmonious scene is brought to you by the personality traits shared by teenage boys and bulldogs, namely:

1. Their obsession with food,
2. Their seeming inability to obey to authority figures, and
3. Their tendencies toward stinkiness.

But most importantly, they both love to roll in the dirt and then lounge on my couch.

11 Replies to “Monday Morning Mojo No. 37”

  1. Oh, that rascally Mojo. Can I borrow him? Pwease?

    The back of Squirt looks like Boy almost. :O

    Want to borrow him? 😉

    Thanks for the Mojo fix.

  2. That pup is relentless! LOVE the photo of boy and bulldog, classic analogy – especially the part about stinkiness.

    My house was spotless last week. SPOTLESS. For three entire days, it even smelled just like the fresh lemon-scent I’d sprayed throughout. Then, my teenager spent the night. ONE night. And after this one night, his room looked like the aftermath of a dirty laundry hurricane, and smelled…ick…like some serious boy.

  3. I can relate to having a dog like Mojo. One day, many years ago (way back in the disco era) I came home from school to find that the coffee table was missing all four corners. Standing proudly -cocky, in fact- was our Boxer. He hadn’t simply chewed the furniture like most dogs would have done. nope, he ATE the corners! No remnants. no wood chips. no sawdust. But a lot of chew marks and a dog with a halo.

    Mojo is conning you into getting into a battle of wills with him. If you fall for it, he will win.

    Try to appease him with dog biscuits.

  4. He scarfed down his halo?

    LOL! It’s a guy thing, much like chewing furniture and snoring loudly enough to wake the whole family. GO MOJO!

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