Monday Morning Mojo No. 28

Picture of Mojo

WHAT: One iPod Thingy. We think.

HOW: We’re not even sure what it is, much less how it became a chew toy.

BONNIE’S REACTION: What is this? This looks like… an iPod? Part of an iPod? Squirt! Tiger! What’s this?

TIGER: I dunno.

SQUIRT: I think it’s an iPod clip… thingy.

BONNIE: Okay. But what I need to know is… where’s the iPod that was attached to this… thingy?

SQUIRT: Dunno. I never attached my iPod to that thingy.

TIGER: (shrugs) Me either. Not to that thingy, anyway.

BONNIE: Okay. So to whom, exactly, does this mysterious iPod thingy belong?

TIGER & SQUIRT: Not me.

BONNIE: How do you know? Where are your iPod thingies?

SQUIRT: Dunno.

TIGER: Never used mine. Probably still in the box with all the other iPod thingies.

BONNIE: So there is absolutely no chance that either of your iPods were attached to that… ?

Picture of Mojo
The Beast

TIGER: … That thingy? Nope! My iPod is safe on my desk!

SQUIRT: Mine is safe, too! Extremely, very, incredibly safe! (nods emphatically)

BONNIE: Is that right? So neither of your iPods are in the belly of the beast?

TIGER & SQUIRT: Nope!

BONNIE: Un hunh. And nobody cares about this little iPod… thingy?

SQUIRT: Not really, no.

TIGER: Maybe it’s Dad’s thingy!

REPLACEMENT COST: None, because nobody will admit to knowing what it is, not to mention whether they ever used it or not. At least both iPods were safely accounted for.

Picture of Bucky and Mojo, discussing the thingy
BUCKY: So, did you eat that thingy they’re going on about?
MOJO: I dunno.

6 Replies to “Monday Morning Mojo No. 28”

  1. Mojo: Blast! Foiled by the thingy. Just like the lizard with its detacheable tail, the clever iPod sheds its thingy when attacked!

  2. Gasp! Runs to Two-Toes and grills him.

    Did you let Mojo the Mag into the house? Did you lead him into Boy’s bedroom of doom and help him to locate the iPod thingy Boy needed this weekend when I OMG’d him to death?

    Gives evil eye.

    You’re not telling? What? Are you and Mojo partners in crime on this iPod thingy wave of destruction?

    Tail wags. Rolls over, shows belly that begs to be scratched. Queen B begs for cookies.

    Tosses hands into air.

    I give up. Two-Toes won’t squeal.

    Bonnie, since I can’t locate one iPod thingy, it might be mine. 😉

    Love that sweet Mojo!

  3. Awww Awwww Awwwww Mojo and Bucky cat together awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, i love em, i love that photo!!

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