Monday Morning Mojo No. 9–Ooops! I mean No. 10

Picture of destroyed box

WHAT: The Box That Gave Its All

HOW: This was a cute little satin-covered box, given to Squirt by one of his aunts. He used it to store various treasures, like fistfuls of change, odd-shaped rocks, or his retainers. He left it on the landing, along with his high school biology textbook.

If any of you have followed this series at all, you probably know by now that Mojo prefers expensive items. So when he looked upon this unexpected bonanza he had a serious decision to make. Which item to chew?

MOJO’S THOUGHT PROCESSES: On one paw, the biology book is expensive, and I like expensive. Yummy! On the other paw, this box smells like Squirt’s retainers! I may be a bulldog, but I know retainers cost way more than that biology book. And Bonnie gets amazingly upset whenever she finds those delicious things on the table, or on the counter, or in Squirt’s pants pockets. So my decision is clear!

BONNIE’S REACTION: Oh, NOOO! Squirt! Were your retainers in that box?

SQUIRT’S REACTION: Oh, NOOO! Mojo! How could you? Why did you eat my box? Why? Why? Why? And it was such a good box, too. (steps over the biology book and the remains of his box) What’s for lunch?

BONNIE: Re— re— re—tainers?

SQUIRT: (opens his mouth and points inside) Nope! Heh! Dog, you thought you had my retainers! Can I make waffles?

REPLACEMENT COST: None, unless you count the lethal lecture delivered to the teenager stuffing his face in the kitchen.

3 Replies to “Monday Morning Mojo No. 9–Ooops! I mean No. 10”

  1. Mojo’s got his mojo workin’….this is the next Animal Escapade when Blogger stopds acting hinky! This is as good as the cell phone. Love that dog! Maybe he needs a retainer….they’re called muzzles…tehetehe ROFLMAO!

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