Call the Police! We Have a Jacket Burglar!
Mom: What happened to your swim team jacket?
Squirt: Somebody took it!
Mom: Somebody took it… (rolls eyes) Somebody took it out of your room?
Squirt: (agitated) Somebody took it out of my room! Who went into my room? TIGER! WHY DID YOU GO INTO MY ROOM?
I Have No Knowledge of this Event, Your Honor
Mom: Where’s that sweatshirt we got you?
Squirt: What sweatshirt?
Mom: The one I bought at orientation, the TWENTY-SEVEN DOLLAR SWEATSHIRT.
Squirt: Oh! THAT sweatshirt. What about it?
Mom: Where is it?
Squirt: Where is what?
Clearly a case of entrapment
Mom: Where are your retainers?
Squirt: (hand on hip) Don’t YOU know? Well? Where are they?